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Welcome to Bonktown.com
It's In the Blood
Have you ever purchased a single month of cable T.V. just to watch the Tour? Shaved your legs to look the part? Measured your saddle height with a micrometer? Swapped every bolt on your bike for a Ti version? Pushed yourself to the point that all you can see are little black dots flying around a hazy sun? We have. We know. Join us.
Here's how it goes down:
- We slap a primo piece of cycling gear on our site at a scandalous price.
- We sell it 'til it's gone.
- You leave feeling like you just crossed a summit finish with both arms in the air.
- The gear arrives fast and you're back to pedaling circles.
Sign up for Instant Alerts so you always know The Deal. But don't blame us if you overdose.
Abusers Beware:
Those who come falsely to Bonktown seeking monetary gain, take heed: our agents are many and our reach is long.
- Each item has its own per-household sale limit.
- No resale. Anywhere.
Abuse will result in swift punishment of a most merciless nature.
You’ve been warned.
