Welcome to Bonktown.com

It's In the Blood

Have you ever purchased a single month of cable T.V. just to watch the Tour? Shaved your legs to look the part? Measured your saddle height with a micrometer? Swapped every bolt on your bike for a Ti version? Pushed yourself to the point that all you can see are little black dots flying around a hazy sun? We have. We know. Join us.

Here's how it goes down:

  • We slap a primo piece of cycling gear on our site at a scandalous price.
  • We sell it 'til it's gone.
  • You leave feeling like you just crossed a summit finish with both arms in the air.
  • The gear arrives fast and you're back to pedaling circles.

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Abusers Beware:

Those who come falsely to Bonktown seeking monetary gain, take heed: our agents are many and our reach is long.

  • Each item has its own per-household sale limit.
  • No resale. Anywhere.

Abuse will result in swift punishment of a most merciless nature.

You’ve been warned.